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Platform: Howes and Rimkus

| Friday, February 8, 2008

Who They AreHowes is a Zahm freshman. As is Rimkus.

Their Platformu Installing the Temple Guards from the Nickelodeon show “Legends of the Hidden Temple.” Offenders may elude the Guards with a pendant of life, which they can acquire through a feat of strength performed in front of the new head of ResLife – Olmec the stone head.u Construct a nuclear power plant to power bullet trains running from Zahm Hall to Saint Mary’s.u Buy Club 23 with $700,000 worth of Flex Points. Instead of a cover charge, accept more Flex Points.Notable Quotes:u “Only the strong break parietals.”u “The administration will cave to our will.”u “The only thing louder than these pants should be the voice of the student body.”

Howes and Rimkus declined to meet with The Observer for further interviews.