In response to Tim Loftus' "Grind My Gears" (April 23) and Eleanor Bradley's "What Floats My Boat" (April 24), I present to you "Stuff I Could Take or Leave."
Pom squad ... make your own waffles - ehh, they take awhile to make ... Rum Runners on Wednesday nights - I suppose if it's somebody's birthday, I'll go ... sports other than football - yea, not real interested ... Holy Cross College ... Memorial Day - it's no 4th of July ... 4-star recruits - I guess we have to fill the squad up somehow ... InsideND - meh ... Meerkat Manor - comme-ci, comme-ça ... global warming - not too concerned ... Sbarro - I guess if I was buzzed ... Flipside events - I guess if I was drunk ... Eucharistic Processions - I guess if I was hammered ... planetarium at the Jordan Hall of Science - perhaps if science wasn't boring ... the yearbook - doesn't strike my fancy ... Microsoft Vista ... Peace Studies - don't "get" it ... the Library - I guess it has a cool mural of Jesus ... Canada - blah ... Chester A. Arthur ... full-rear nudity - I guess it's okay? ... Holy Half Marathon - good for you, buddy ... grad students ... the MTV Movie Awards - really? ... Midnight drummer's circle - it was cool the first time ... free events at the DPAC - at least the bathrooms are nice ... Bill Paxton ... Barracuda spam - meh ... Knott Hall - I guess we're pressed for room on campus ... War on Terror - not a big deal anymore ... PigTostal ... personal hygiene - not a priority ... Loyal Daughters - is that real? ... Kansas City - both sides ... Cooper Manning.
And that, my friends, is "Stuff I Could Take or Leave."
Rob Arseniadis
Matt Barcus
Chris Wilson
Andy MacKrell
seniors
off campus
April 24
