Mike Anello: The new Chuck Norris
Letter to the Editor | Friday, November 21, 2008
Mike Anello doesn’t sleep … he waits.
Mike Anello is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Mike Anello can believe it’s not butter.
Mike Anello’s tears cure cancer … too bad he has never cried.
Mike Anello can slam a revolving door.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mike Anello has allowed to live.
Mike Anello can win Connect Four in three moves.
The way to a man’s heart is with Mike Anello’s fist.
If you can see Mike Anello, he can see you … if you can’t see Mike Anello, you are seconds away from death.
Mike Anello can judge a book by its cover.
Mike Anello is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Mike Anello.