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Friday, April 26, 2024
The Observer

Mike Anello: The new Chuck Norris

Mike Anello doesn't sleep ... he waits.

Mike Anello is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Mike Anello can believe it's not butter.

Mike Anello's tears cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.

Mike Anello can slam a revolving door.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mike Anello has allowed to live.

Mike Anello can win Connect Four in three moves.

The way to a man's heart is with Mike Anello's fist.

If you can see Mike Anello, he can see you ... if you can't see Mike Anello, you are seconds away from death.

Mike Anello can judge a book by its cover.

Mike Anello is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Mike Anello.

Kevin Sullivan

senior

Stanford Hall

Nov. 20