Dear Food Services:
Just a quick question - what happened to all the gyros? They were my favorite item served in the dining hall and I'm sure they're favorites of many other students. I ask because last semester, they were listed one day on the menu, but did not actually show up in the lines. Ever since, they have not appeared in the cafeterias to delight many hungry students. Is the situation something like the sliced apples? Is there a shortage? Have they been taken hostage by the flying spaghetti monster who is envious of their juicy texture and cool tzatziki sauce taste?
Please, Food Services, let my gyros go!
Daniel Quinlan
sophomore
St. Edward's Hall
? Feb. 10
