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Slumbering echoes

Kevin Eller | Tuesday, November 17, 2009

 After Notre Dame’s recent losses to Navy and Pitt, I have done a lot of thinking. I then came to the realization that something is terribly wrong with the Irish football team. However, since everybody has his or her own opinion on what needs to be changed, I will be as vague as humanly possible so nobody can tell me that I’m wrong. In fact, I’m going to format my rant as a mad-lib. Okay, here it goes:

*Insert major flaw of Notre Dame football here* has been an issue for far too long and I am livid! It cost us games at *Insert recent heartbreaking loss that shouldn’t have happened* and at *Insert other recent heartbreaking loss that shouldn’t have happened.* People of Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s, I think it is time to show that we have had enough! I propose that we *insert random, and most likely detrimental, change to football team* and we need to fire *Insert random person affiliated with football team* and *other random person affiliated with football team* immediately!
 
There you go, my rant on Notre Dame football. If you want to do your own rant, just fill out this viewpoint letter as a mad-lib. Try it with your friends!
 
Kevin Eller
sophomore 
Stanford
Nov. 16