Ladies – opportunity much?
Michael Knapp | Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Ladies, looking for someone who’s tall, dark and handsome? Well then I don’t have the guy for you.
However, if you’re looking for a 5-foot, 10-inch blonde, blue-eyed romantic, look no further. As a representative for my friend (whose name shall remain anonymous), Knott Hall is having its SYR next Friday, Nov. 4, at the RV Hall of Fame. If you’re looking for a good time, please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will pass along the word.
Some of this mystery man’s hobbies include photography, airplanes and the beautiful outdoors of Denver, Colo. This young go-getter is already set-up with a prestigious job and has the means to show you a good time. Don’t miss this opportunity to experience the rich culture of North-Central Indiana with one of South Bend’s most eligible bachelors — who may well be the love of your life.