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A Christmas gift

Carolyn Hassett | Monday, November 28, 2011

Gentlemen of Notre Dame, Christmas has come early for you this year.

This Friday night (Dec. 2) Lewis Hall is holding its Jingle Ball SYR, and I am offering you the chance to dance the night away with one of the hottest Chicks around, who just so happens to be a dear friend of mine. To say that she is intelligent, funny and gorgeous only begins to scratch the surface. She was an extra in the movie “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (she and Emma Watson are tight, just FYI). She can ride a unicycle like a boss. She is proud to be a Nerdfighter, a Doctor Who-vian and a hardcore Harry Potter fan. She is essentially the most awesome person you will ever meet.

So gentlemen, if you are interested in having the time of your life with this lovely lady, email me at chasset1@nd.edu. Merry Christmas.

Carolyn Hassett

sophomore

Lewis Hall

Nov. 26