Date to the Dillon dance?
Sean Fitzgerald and Brian Scope | Thursday, November 3, 2011
Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to this, now back to your man, now back to this. Sadly, he isn’t handsome and charming like the men I am speaking for (unless he lives in Dillon, in which case you are a lucky lady indeed). But for all you ladies who do not have the great fortune of having a Dillon man, I bring good news. Dillon Hall will be having a dance next Friday night, Nov. 11, and you and a friend are invited to the greatest night of your lives. Two men are seeking dates. One is tall dark and handsome, and really, really ridiculously good looking (in fact, you might even say male model caliber). The other is not so tall, not so dark, but does he get the fire started both on and off the dance floor. Ladies, if you and a friend are interested in having one of the most epic Friday nights of your semester, nay, your college career, then email firstname.lastname@example.org. You will not be disappointed.
Sean Fitzgerald and Brian Scope