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Mike Anello: The new Chuck Norris

Letter to the Editor | Friday, November 21, 2008

Mike Anello doesn’t sleep … he waits.

Mike Anello is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Mike Anello can believe it’s not butter.

Mike Anello’s tears cure cancer … too bad he has never cried.

Mike Anello can slam a revolving door.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mike Anello has allowed to live.

Mike Anello can win Connect Four in three moves.

The way to a man’s heart is with Mike Anello’s fist.

If you can see Mike Anello, he can see you … if you can’t see Mike Anello, you are seconds away from death.

Mike Anello can judge a book by its cover.

Mike Anello is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Mike Anello.

Kevin Sullivan


Stanford Hall

Nov. 20