If you ever want to see your precious moose again, you will wire 50,000 flex points to my account at the National Bank of the Maldives, Account Number: 43.665-110.718.
More De Grasta for us Knott Men.
P.S. In no way shape or form is the above account number the latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates of your estranged moose.
Nick Civetta
Senior
off campus
Mar. 9
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