Dear Citizens of Zahm House,
Thank you for redecorating the outside of our dorm. Mod Quad is not known for its lavish exteriors, so your splashes of paint are a welcome addition. Please pick up your trash next time: We found a spray paint can under one of our trees. We would appreciate it if you sent an angry version of one of Santa's reindeer to come and pick it up. Speaking of antlered vermin (not you, Carroll), if our collection of stuffed animals happened to have increased by one this weekend, we would require more minerals to ensure its safe return into the wild. However, if said animal were to contract any number of biblical-related plagues, the little guy may not make it back to see its family (Bambi, anyone?) I hear he has a hard time doing anything well on ice.
XOXOXO,
Concerned Citizens of Knott Hall
P.S. We ain't even mad; y u mad tho?
Michael O'Brien
sophomore
Knott Hall
Mar. 8
