Mr. M. Marszowski of Dillon Hall,

I saw you dancing at Transpo and you were amazing. I was talking to my roommate, who said, “He waltzes ‘Like a Star’ — he definitely ‘Lights Up My Life’ and makes me feel ‘Redeemed.'”

I wanted to ask you if you wanted to dance the night away … as my roommate’s date for our SYR. Did I mention that she’s the girl of your dreams? She’s tall, blonde and beautiful. But wait! That’s not all, there’s more! She’s also smart, funny and intelligent. You’re guaranteed to have a wonderful time, with nothing to lose and everything to gain!

Oh by the way, it’s on Dec. 2, and we live in Lewis Hall. Bis dann!

Serene Cuenco

senior

Lewis Hall

Nov. 20