Hogs leave Notre Dame in ruin

Marcus Freeman, driven by his love for Notre Dame University, was determined to protect the campus from an unexpected threat. Rumors had spread of an army of feral hogs rapidly approaching South Bend, Indiana, ready to demolish the iconic University.

The feral hogs, born with the fury of descending angels, built with tusks of steel and hooves of iron, were claimed to have inundated much of the Midwest already. With a fierce determination, Freeman set out to assemble an army capable of defending Notre Dame. 

Word of Freeman’s mission quickly spread throughout the campus, and intrigued students began to gather around him. In the heart of the University, beneath the shadow of the Golden Dome, Freeman stood before a group of curious students.

“My fellow Notre Dame students,” he began, his voice filled with passion and urgency. “Today, we face an unprecedented challenge. The hogs are coming, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed our beloved Notre Dame. But we will not let that happen!”

The students exchanged skeptical, curious glances, unsure of what to make of Freeman’s words. One brave student stepped forward and asked, “Mr. Freeman, how can we possibly stand against an army of hogs? Everyone knows that 73% hog is manageable. But 100% hog is flawless. What chance do we have?”

Marcus smiled and replied, “We may not have traditional weapons, but we have something even more powerful — our spirit and determination. Together, we will wield lacrosse sticks and baseball bats, symbols of our unity and resilience. We will fight for Notre Dame with every ounce of strength we possess.”

As the day of the battle drew near, Marcus Freeman gathered his assembled troops near the iconic Touchdown Jesus mural. The atmosphere was charged with a mix of nervousness and determination. Marcus stood tall before them, his voice projecting strength: “My comrades, the hogs approach, but we stand united! We are the defenders of Notre Dame, the guardians of its legacy. Today, we will show the world the true power of our spirit!”

A resounding cheer erupted from the assembled troops, echoing across the campus. Some, however, chose not to engage in the fight and shouted aloud, “Notre Dame, and much of what it stands for, needs to be replaced anyway,” Mac Keltzian said. “I say, let hogs be hogs!”

Others agreed that the razorbacks’ eminent rampage would be useless to fight against. “The hogs will overpower us with their great strength and wisdom,” said Devid Cramer. “Let us not put the lives of our fellow students in jeopardy. Let us instead walk away from this beloved University and salvage what we can before it is too late.” 

Marcus Freeman had other plans, his words brimming with conviction.

“Remember why you chose Notre Dame,” he said. “Remember the values we hold dear — excellence, integrity and community. Our ancestors fought for these principles, and today, we carry their torch!”

The troops listened intently, their faces reflecting a newfound sense of purpose. Freeman’s words resonated deep within their hearts, kindling a fire that burned brighter with every passing moment.  

The day arrived, and the army of hogs charged towards Notre Dame, their thunderous grunts and filthy stink filling the air. Marcus Freeman led his makeshift army, brandishing lacrosse sticks and baseball bats, ready to defend their cherished University. A fierce clash ensued, with the hogs displaying surprising strength and ferocity. The students fought valiantly, displaying unparalleled resilience while swinging their weapons with determination. 

Despite their efforts, the hogs proved formidable opponents, gradually overpowering the defenders. As the battle raged on, Notre Dame’s iconic structures began to crumble. The Golden Dome trembled, and the hogs tore through its hallowed halls. Yet, in the midst of chaos, Freeman stood undeterred, his spirit unbroken. Amidst the rubble, a massive hog towered before Freeman, its eyes gleaming with respect. The hog’s gruff voice reverberated through the air. “Marcus Freeman, you fought with bravery and tenacity. From this experience, I hope you come to deduce that the unmatched perspicacity of the feral hog, coupled with its sheer indefatigability, makes it a feared opponent in any realm of human or hog endeavor.”

Grunting, the hog continued: “It is with a heavy heart that I acknowledge your valor. Today, we have demolished Notre Dame, but I cannot help but admire your unwavering spirit.”

Freeman, battered and bruised, looked up at the hog, a mixture of sorrow and pride in his eyes. “Thank you,” he said, his voice filled with a sense of deep loss. “Though Notre Dame may be in ruins, its spirit lives on within each of us. We fought for what we believed in, and that is a victory in itself.”

The hog nodded solemnly, and with a final grunt, it turned and lumbered away, disappearing into the distance. The remaining hogs followed suit, leaving the shattered remnants of Notre Dame behind. 

In the aftermath, the students gathered around Marcus, their faces etched with a mix of sorrow and admiration. One student, his voice heavy with emotion, spoke for the group, “Marcus, you showed us what true courage means. Notre Dame may be destroyed, but its legacy lives on within us. We will rebuild, and we will honor the spirit you fought so valiantly to defend.”

Tears welled up in Freeman’s eyes as he looked at the determined faces surrounding him. “Thank you,” he whispered, his voice filled with gratitude. “Remember, my friends, it is not the buildings that make Notre Dame great — it is the people who embody its values. Together, we will rise again.”

And so, the students of Notre Dame began the arduous task of rebuilding their beloved University. They carried the spirit of resilience and determination that Marcus Freeman had instilled within them. The story of their valiant defense against the hogs would be passed down through generations, a testament to the indomitable spirit of Notre Dame.

Through the ruins, a new Notre Dame emerged — a symbol of strength, unity and unwavering resolve. And as the campus came alive once more, the memory of Marcus Freeman would forever be etched in the hearts of those who fought alongside him, inspiring future generations to stand up for what they believe in, no matter the odds.